Lethal Shots

Matticus issued a challenge the other day, wanting to know what makes your class the best lover. Now we all know that Hunters are, but for the sake of argument I decided I should provide a few reasons.

1. We Put Our Mark on You – Once we decide we want you, we hit you with our Hunter’s Mark. Now it’s just a matter of time until we have you.
2. Furry Companions – Its a well known fact that chicks dig pets. And pets are a Hunter’s thing.
3. Agility – Hunters stack agility for many reasons. We’ll leave it to your imagination how this works out in the bedroom.
4. MQoSRDPS – Hunters specialize in one thing, Massive Quantities of Sustained Ranged Damage Per Second. Which only makes sense since we are even better at providing Massive Sustained Quantities of Lovin’.
5. Make it Last – When a Hunter is called on to perform for an extended period, he is prepared with Efficiency to help maximize his performance time.
6. Instant Recovery – Even after an extended period of lovin’ when he is completely exhausted, all a Hunter has to do is pop Readiness and he is ready to go again.
7. The Sweet Spot – A Hunter simply has to proc Expose Weakness and he immediately finds his companions most sensual areas for maximum pleasure.
8. Get What We Want – When a Hunter wants to do something and their partner says no, all he has to do is hit them with Distracting Shot and proceed without any interference.
9. Group Play – When a Hunter finds himself in a situation where he needs to please more than one, he just pops Multi-Shot and can take care of 3 at once.
10. The Wild Side – When things get old and it’s time for some excitement, all a Hunter has to do is release The Best Within.
11. Spontaneous – When the mood strikes, a Hunter might not be in the best spot to act on it. That is where his Resourcefulness kicks in, allowing him to find a suitable spot to let the love flow.
12. Quick Exit – When things start getting too serious, all a Hunter has to do is Dis-Engage and slip out the door, safe to play another day.